YTB Olympic Tours Selling Fast

API -- Wood River, IL -- February 6, 2008

And they're off--the exclusive partnership between YTB and Shanghai Spring Tours for the summer Olympics in 2008 is off to a blazing start. YTB is the only authorized seller for SST in the US and has committed to sell 3000 tours to the Olympics in Beijing during the summer of 2008.

As soon as this initiative was announced late last year, their crackerjack team of 140,000 travel experts leaped into action and vowed to sell these packages to friends, family and co-workers. The ingenuity of these professionals knows no bounds. They have even established a state of the art e-commerce site to promote the YTB Olympic packages with specially designed logo merchandise.

YTB travel professionals have been seen on the various travel websites reporting on the sales as they seemingly fly out the door. People are being encouraged to book now as all space will be gone in a short time. It is rumored that an advertisement in a national paper will supplement their already brisk sales making them the number one provider of guests to the Beijing Olympics. It is hoped that this show of support will gain influence with the Chinese government and open the door to the Imperial Palace and allow YTB to recruite more RTAs in China.

In order to pump up the sales force and really get them enthused, the management of YTB took their top producers on a cruise--the Birthday Bash. The cruise featured such renowned figures as Phil Piccolo. It is rumored that everyone on board also was able to listen to the ruminations of Dr. Bob Seligman, PhD, RTA. The end result must have worked. RTAs were seen jogging off the ship ready to tackle the world and sell 3,000 packages to China. It has also been reported that the grocery stores in Nassau are just getting their kool-aid stock back to normal.

Back on January 2, 2008, it was reported that in a wild coincidence, YTB had already sold EXACTLY 9 spots on each of the 14 tours available for a total of 126 passengers. After the Birthday Bash Cruise, we can see just how enthused these RTAs are about selling travel--especially Olympic travel.

This evening, the official website is reporting that a total of 126 passengers have been sold. When questioned about the fact that not one sale had been made by a sales force of 140,000, company president J. Kim Sorenson said, "This is part of our plan. We are waiting on the Coach to call the play and we will book them all at once. One YTB, One Day, One Olympics--this is how we are legitimizing the business." Sorenson continued to say that he felt that by March they woudl probably have nearly 127 packages sold. When questioned about the daunting task of legitimizing YTB, Sorenson somewhat evaded the question by asking another question, "Do you have any idea how much it costs to have Success magazine feature you as a legitimate company of the month?"

So, there you have it. The YTB Shanghai Springs partnership is off to a fast start, well , maybe for a sumo wrestler in the 50 yard dash.

About YTB. YTB has two businesses. One is free and allows you the license to remove money from people's wallets by signing them up for a program that will never make them any money. There is no cost for you to do this. If you are looking to shell out $500 and $50 a month, they have another program that will allow you to receive approximately $70 per year for your investment. Of course there may be additional costs involved. With the travel business, you will receive a credential card that will cause travel suppliers to laugh in your face. With either business, you will get a discount card for your local grocery store where you receive 50% off Kool-Aid powdered drinks. This includes all flavors.

Note: In case some of the readers are slow (not naming names but you know who you are and so do I) this is parody! The Olympic gear is a real site, as is the tour site. Seligman is a fraud and Piccolo is a scammer extraordinaire!